Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so fat see could not see her feet.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she couldn't see the numbers.
yo mama so ugly she makes Freddy Cougar look like Beyonce!
yo moma so ugly they don't even have to use guns in the army cause they can use yo mama's picture!
yo mama so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
Yo mama like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
yo mamas so fat the most hightech scale couldn't calculate her weight.
yo mamas breath is so stank i look forward to her FARTS.
yo momma is so fat she uses 3 houses!
your mamma so stupid she threw a rock a t the floor and missed.
yo mommas so fat,she dont wear daisy dukes,she wears boss hoggs.
yo mommas so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
yo mommas so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.