New Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so ugly the dumpster wouldn't even let her in.
Yo mamma so stupid, when the police asked her who killed her mother she looked in the mirror and said she did it.
yo mamma is so stupid she thougt the tire on a bus were chocolate dounats.
Yo mamma is so stupid that she went to the gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mamma is so fat that you have to grease the doorways and dangle a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she lies on a beach cats bury her in the sand.
yo mamma is so slow that you asked her if she know any thing, she was speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample of bread.