New Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama Jokes

YO MAMA SO OLD 

she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

when she reads the bible she reminisces.

I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.

she was a waitress at the last supper.

her memory is in black and white.

she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

she used to baby-sit Jesus.

when she was young rainbows were black and white.

she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

she baby-sat for Jesus.

she has an autographed bible.

the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

her birthday expired.

she's in Jesus's yearbook!

she ran track with dinosaurs.

she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

she used to baby-sit Yoda.

she owes Moses a quarter.

she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

her social security number is 1.

she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Jurassic Park brought back memories.

she co-wrote the ten commandments.

she has Jesus' beeper number!

when she was in school there was no history class.

she owes Jesus a nickel.

she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

her birth-certificate expired.

she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

she planted the first tree at Central Park.

she watches PBS.

she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

her birth certificate says expired on it.



she drove a chariot to high school.

she farts out mummy dust.

the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'

she has all the apostles in her black book.

when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.

she's got Jesus' beeper number.

she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.