Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so bald, even a wig wouldn't help her.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter an entire loaf of bread with them.
Yo mama is so hairy, she got a haircut and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
Yo mama is so dirty, I was walking down the street with Yo Mama and when shooting started, someone yelled "Hit the dirt!" and everyone jumped on Yo Mama's back!
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro.
Yo mama's nose is so big, she makes Pinocchio look like a cat.
Yo mama's got so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo-Hoo.
Yo mama's breath is so bad, we didn't know if she needed a breath mint or toilet paper.
Yo mama is so bald, if she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted c*ndom.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like dice.
Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama's got so much dirt under her armpits, she grows potatoes there.
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's so flat, the wall is jealous.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she has to crap in the dumpster.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she runs a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.
Yo mama is so dirty, kids eat her instead of mud.
Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.
Yo mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going outside.
Yo mama's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama is so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama is so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say "Ho Ho Ho", she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama is so stank, even dogs won't sniff her cr*tch.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama is so grouchy, the McDonalds where she works quit serving Happy Meals.
Yo mama is so bad, when she was called for jury duty, she was found guilty.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at the map, she can see people waving.
Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in...but they don't check out.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
Yo mama's house is so dirty, the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies.
Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.
Yo mama's car is ugly, someone broke in just to steal the CLUB.
Yo mama talks on the phone so much, I dialed the wrong number and IT was busy!
Yo mama referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Whoever said "No man is an island" never saw yo mama in the swimming pool.
I could have been yo Daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
Tell yo mama that I'm not coming over any more until she pays me for shaving her back!
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