Yo mama Jokes - 5

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list. 

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put m'ms in alphabetical order. 

Yo mama so fat, she makes free willy look like a tic-tac. 

Yo mama so fat, when god said, "Let there be light!" she had to move over. 

Yo mama is like a shotgun, one c**k, she blows. 

Yo mama is like a meat locker, everyone stores meat in her. 

Yo mama is like an Xbox, she gets turned on by little kids. 

Yo mama so stupid, she has to study for a drug test. 

Yo mama so fat,, the last time she saw 90210 was on the weight scale. 

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people, she yelled, "Stop that twinkie!!!" 

Yo mama so hairy whenever she pulls her pants down they play "welcome to the jungle".