Yo Mama Jokes -2

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. 

Yo momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r. 

Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." 

Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! 

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" 

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. 

Yo momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps. 

Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." 

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut. 

Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. 

Yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. 

Yo momma so poor you put roundup on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" 

Yo momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." 

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!